Lyrics

MIDDLE-AGED HOT FLASHIN' MAMA

Amy & Mark Adams-Westin©2018

Where the hell are my glasses? I gotta’ find ‘em to find my keys, searched my
Purse and my pockets, now I’m down on the floor, and I’m stuck here on my knees.
I’m all zipped up in my parka, 10 minutes late for the door,
I’m starting to sweat, now I’m drippin’ wet, and I can’t take it anymore!

CHORUS:
‘Cause I’m a middle-aged hot flashin’ mama, can’t believe how hot I can get!
A middle aged hot flashin’ mama, ain’t a fan made that cools me yet,
Honey, best stand back, and shut your trap, it’s the safest thing you can do,
‘Cause this hot flashin’ mama ‘bout to sweat all over you.

The “With-It” think I’m without-it, can’t get beyond my graying hair,
Like I’m over some, dumb unseen hill, but at this point, I don’t care!
‘Cause I’ve earned every wrinkle, and I’m proud of every line,
You can chuck your nip and tuck, ‘cause I think I’m doing fine.

I’m a middle-aged hot flashin’ mama, can’t believe how hot I can get!
A middle aged hot flashin’ mama, ain’t a fan made that cools me yet,
Oh, you best stand back, and shut your trap, it’s the safest thing you can do,
‘Cause this hot flashin’ mama ‘bout to sweat all over you,
Yeah, this hot flashin’ mama ‘bout to sweat all over you.

Bridge:
I’m savvy, crabby, a little more flabby, happy to still survive,
Don’t have to fake it ‘til I make it, ‘cause I still like to shake it, shake it ‘cause I’m alive!

You say it’s ‘bout time for lovin’, like we were when we began,
But all I can say, is move away, ‘cause you’re hotter than I can stand.
My spirit’s willing, you look thrilling, and I want ya’ ‘cause you’re my man,
But like it or not, the heat’s too hot, and it spoils our best-laid plans.

I’m a middle-aged hot flashin’ mama, can’t believe how hot I can get!
A middle aged hot flashin’ mama, ain’t a fan made that cools me yet,
Honey, best stand back, and shut your trap, it’s the smartest thing you can do,
‘Cause this hot flashin’ mama ‘bout to sweat all over you.
Yeah, this hot flashin’ mama ‘bout to sweat all over you.

I just found my glasses…right here on top of my head.

Amy & Mark Adams-Westin©2018